Remember When..

Remember when I woke up and the heat was out again.

Remember when I walked by Aliza's computer and had a seizure because there was so much pink on it.

Remember when Emily sat outside our door talking to her boyfriend until three in the morning.

Remember you face planted.

Remember when you had a hair ball in your throat but it was really peanut butter.

Remember when the prime minister saw your tits.

Remember when you waved to him the next day on the roof.

Remember when you left your ring on the table and thought the waiter wanted to give you your change back.

Remember when you saw pigs sitting at a table.

Remember when you saw pigs sitting with a head dress.

Remember when you were walking through the meat market and saw you could have free samples of Volasorapter.

Remember how every time you walk through the straw market the same man tells you he likes your shoes and all you can do is look at him dumbfounded and say "really...is that what you like..did you even see my shoes today?"

Remember when your secretary at your school had another life and freakily danced and sang to Janice Joplin.

Remember when your dad approached you at the bar and proceeded to tell you he was basically Richard Branson.

Remember when you sang the lion king song out the window holding the orange you (the Gorilla) stole from the prime minister's house. 

Remember when the "barbie of america" came and you still don't know who they were talking about. 

Remember when you so were hungry and wanted to eat gelato but instead you opted for special-k.

Remember how you got the special-k...oh yeah..the il centro guy knows you because you come in every day that he convinced his manager to let you in after hours.

Remember when you got the special-k and decided that special-k with chocolate was better than regular special-k and then proceeded to eat the whole box.

Remember when you told the American girl you didn't speak english.

Remember when every time you walk down the street you pretend to don't speak english.

Remember when the kick back made you do a face plant.

Remember when you went tea tasting and the hippie tea man pulled your toe to wake you up.

Remember when Mrs. Rumplash fed Thunder, the hamster, a piece of cheese and he died.

Remember when your dad loved his cat so much that he killed it.

Remember when Nick had an unfortunately short forehead...excuse me have you seen me forehead?

Remember when you met Alex the Australian on the street and named him Ralph because he Ralphed all over the street.

Remember when you walked to the ghetto in Florence for food and you didn't even know there was a ghetto of florence...but there was.

Remember when you walked across town to eat 5 euro gelato.

Remember when your photo teacher yelled at the man walking on the street "excuse me"

Remember when your roommate told you that she was concerned that if she lost her weight she would loose her boob weight.

Remember when your roommates went out of town and you were so happy.

Remember when you pooped your pants. 

Remember when you drank white stuff and you wondered if it came from a human.

Remember when you got masks from the euro store and danced with the tambourine and took pictures.

Remember when Jack the Ripper, and his side kick Mr. Hammerhead sat out your window at 6 in the morning to rip apart your street.

Remember how everyday you go to Anna's to eat in order to avoid cooking. 

Remember how you ate so many gummies that you thought you were going to throw up.

Remember when you opened the bottle of wine and it rocket powered into the sky.

Just remembering is the best thing in the entire world. 

-enaj and fata