Tuesday, January 15, 2008

p.s. albanian men like to lick

I forgot to add this in my post from yesterday but my Italian teacher told us a story and I found it really amusing. The girls in my class were complaining about the Italian men and she started explaining that Italian men feel bad if they don't tell you how they truly feel and therefore they have no filter and they have no problem telling you that they love you and your butt (I think she was just covering up for them because she felt bad, they seem to only tell American women, not Italian women).  Then she told us a story that her female students from the summer used come in all the time and tell her that men kept coming up to them.  She was talking really fast and it was difficult to hear her but she proceed to tell us that they were Albanian men and that they started "slick" them...my teacher made this slurping noise and started sticking her tongue out.  What she was trying to tell us is that during the summer when it is hot outside, the American girls wear short sleeves and tank tops and that they would be walking down the street and all of the sudden they would feel something slimy on their back. They would turn around and it would be men who would come up behind them and LICK them on their shoulders as a way to show their affection.  even though I am very cold right now....THANK GOD IT IS NOT SUMMER HERE! 

2 comments:

Kevin Bertram said...

i found you! you couldn't hide from me you little terd. miss you allison. sounds like everything is a-ok in it-a-lay. wow i'm cool. anyway, bye.

Kate said...

STEVE! so i was just surfin the web and i decided to see what you were up to in italia. i was just going to skim everything to make sure you hadn't run away with a beautiful italian man, but i seriously couldn't stop reading (and laughing), you are the funniest writer and have told me great stories of your adventures thus far. can't wait to read more. miss you gurrrl. love, steve