Monday, March 31, 2008

trashy novels in the park. space electronica in the dark.

We were going to go to Padova and Verona today with our school but at the last second The Gorilla decided to be a TC Gorilla and back out on it. Now that I am reflecting on my day, I don't hate her for it but last night I wanted to kill her. I could of gone on my own but the kids on CEA are actually terrible human beings who do not deserve to be abroad. I decided to hell with the Gorilla, I was going to go on my own schedule today. There are so many things that I have yet to see in Florence, so today was a catch up day for me. I was a tourist in my city. I grabbed a latte from the bar down stairs and then headed to the Boboli gardens. The line at the main entrance was so long that I decided to check out the back entrance. Since I arrived here, I have been trying to go this museum by the Boboli gardens called La Specula, and it just happened to be on my way to the back entrance and it just happened to be open. Room after room after room after room of every kind of species. My body went into shock. It was like walking into Bloomingdales and finding that the entire store was on sale. Unfortunately they didn't let me take pictures, which actually ended up being a blessing because I really got to look at everything and observe. My pen and handy dandy note book became one and I couldn't stop drawng. Birds, ardvarks, elephants, fish, worms, crikets, thing of animal, they had it all (they were stuffed ofcourse) I went into a drawing freenzy. The collection started in the 1700's and then the Medici family took into their arms and it became their private collection. The last part of the museum was by far the most interesting. Cases and cases and cases were filled with wax figures of different parts of the human anatomy. They were used as studies. Livers, eye balls, even pee pee's were sliced and diced and disected into a million and a half different ways. Technical drawings filled the walls. Cases of plastic women with their stomaches cut open and their hearts flinging out of their bodies. Below I attached some pictures of my drawings. Let just say I arrived there at 10 am and didn't leave until 1:30. I finally made it to the Boboli gardens around 2. I couldn't have asked for a better day. I sat in a nook at the base of a tree and read an entire book. Amy I. is a collector of trashy novels and on the way to Florence, she let me read one of them because I forgot to bring my book. I read about 5 pages on the plane before falling asleep but I never gave it back to her. I couldn't stop reading it. I now know why my mother can a. can read so fast b. read so many trashy love novels. Do not let her know that I am telling you this (even though I know you (mom) are reading this right now red in the face) I was hooked and I just couldn't put it down. After I finished my heart throbbing romance novel, I thought I had had enough mushy gushy goodness for one day but the minute I pulled my head out of my book, I noticed that love was all around me. Romantic couples were shnuggling in the park holding hands, kissing, laughing and enjoying the day in the sun. I watched one couple like it I watched Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling in the Notebook. I know this sounds creepy but it was just so beautiful. Europe is full of lovers that aren't afraid to be in love. Around 5 I decided I had enough of lovey dovey action for one day and was on my way out of the garden when I heard drums pounding at the top of a hill in the gardens. Sure enough an entire parade of people dressed medieval costumes carrying flags and swords. Two men even engaged in an sword fight. In this city of magic and wonder, you never know what is going to happen. I met the Gorilla at the art school and I finished my photog project. We decided that since we were staying in Florence tonight we better take the opportunity and go out for a night on the town and by town I mean we better go to Space Electronica for a night of dancing. Dara, Rach Ha and the Gorilla and I made our way over to Space but we spent an unusually short time their because the Gorilla was being a spastic party pooper and wanted to go home. She wanted to go home so bad, she ran an unconcious marathon. I don't even think she knew how fast she could run. It was a beautiful day in the neighborhood. I am smiling now as I write this blog because I can't get over how wonderful the weather was and it was a perfect "allison" kind of day. So for all of you long lost husbands reading this blog (since I know I attract so many of them), you can read this and maybe find tips.

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